The Gentleman of Assasination

Bonjour, monsieur ou manquer. I am Betrand Maetder, your humble host and also professional mercenary. So, take a seat, relax, et profiter du spectacle.

((Independent RP account for my OC, a RED Spy from Team Fortress 2))

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blubunnyjanitor:

stickempowers:

blubunnyjanitor:

stickempowers:

awesomealtart:

It’s Comics Sunday!
Skottie Young decided to portray Deadpool giving Spiderman a new look. I like it!

No. Just no.

Spidey don’t need no gadgets
Spidey’s bad-ass all on his own

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why Vermont is the best god damn Janitor there will ever be.

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa oh stop it…

Deadpool is just following the golden rule;
There is always room for improvement.

blubunnyjanitor:

stickempowers:

blubunnyjanitor:

stickempowers:

awesomealtart:

It’s Comics Sunday!

Skottie Young decided to portray Deadpool giving Spiderman a new look. I like it!

No. Just no.

Spidey don’t need no gadgets

Spidey’s bad-ass all on his own

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why Vermont is the best god damn Janitor there will ever be.

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa oh stop it…

Deadpool is just following the golden rule;

There is always room for improvement.

2 years ago on October/08/2011 at 11:10pm with 187 notesReblog
#glock  #smith and wesson  #guns  #pistol  #weapon  #handgun 
thatredfemalesniper:

maroonchainsmoker:

thatredfemalesniper:

maroonchainsmoker:

thatredfemalesniper:

That’s a beautiful knife, man.

Of course! Very efficient looking, no?

But of course. I would love to use that in battle. Looks like it can give a nice clean cut.

Heavy enough to hit a bone or two.

I need to invest in one`a these.

But of course!

thatredfemalesniper:

maroonchainsmoker:

thatredfemalesniper:

maroonchainsmoker:

thatredfemalesniper:

That’s a beautiful knife, man.

Of course! Very efficient looking, no?

But of course. I would love to use that in battle. Looks like it can give a nice clean cut.

Heavy enough to hit a bone or two.

I need to invest in one`a these.

But of course!

thecupcakemedic:

maroonchainsmoker:

thecupcakemedic:

maroonchainsmoker:

thecupcakemedic:

maroonchainsmoker:

thecupcakemedic:

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How do you do, sir?

Quite alright. How are you on this fine day?

I am swell, thank you for asking!

Fantastic! Glad to see some happy people up and about around this time.

Indeed! Although a cup of tea certainly does help to keep one’s spirits up.

Hm. Do tell!

I’ve just had a lovely cup of cinnamon chai, and I feel like I could stay awake for days!

Sounds legitimate.

2 years ago on October/08/2011 at 11:08pm with 187 notesReblog
#glock  #smith and wesson  #guns  #pistol  #weapon  #handgun 
thatredfemalesniper:

maroonchainsmoker:

thatredfemalesniper:

That’s a beautiful knife, man.

Of course! Very efficient looking, no?

But of course. I would love to use that in battle. Looks like it can give a nice clean cut.

Heavy enough to hit a bone or two.

thatredfemalesniper:

maroonchainsmoker:

thatredfemalesniper:

That’s a beautiful knife, man.

Of course! Very efficient looking, no?

But of course. I would love to use that in battle. Looks like it can give a nice clean cut.

Heavy enough to hit a bone or two.

2 years ago on October/08/2011 at 11:05pm with 187 notesReblog
#glock  #smith and wesson  #guns  #pistol  #weapon  #handgun 
thatredfemalesniper:

That’s a beautiful knife, man.

Of course! Very efficient looking, no?

thatredfemalesniper:

That’s a beautiful knife, man.

Of course! Very efficient looking, no?

2 years ago on October/08/2011 at 11:03pm with 60 notesReblog
#Girls with guns  #guns  #smith and wesson  #bang  #hot 
lipsticklesbians909:

Girls + Guns = A really hot mess!

lipsticklesbians909:

Girls + Guns = A really hot mess!

pirtex2:

The Smith and Wesson Magnum Model 500 

pirtex2:

The Smith and Wesson Magnum Model 500 

kilokilokilo:

Smith & Wesson’s Model 460XVR™ has the highest muzzle velocity of any production revolver on earth. The Model 460XVR™ is so revolutionary that it required an entirely new designation…XVR, X-treme Velocity Revolver.  Performance Center guns originate from standard designs or are created from the ground up. From hand-cutting and fitting to fine tuning for precision, these firearms are top performers. Products from the Performance Center are the ultimate expression of old-world craftsmanship blended with modern technology. 
basically you can shoot some one’s asshole out of their butt

kilokilokilo:

Smith & Wesson’s Model 460XVR™ has the highest muzzle velocity of any production revolver on earth. The Model 460XVR™ is so revolutionary that it required an entirely new designation…XVR, X-treme Velocity Revolver.  Performance Center guns originate from standard designs or are created from the ground up. From hand-cutting and fitting to fine tuning for precision, these firearms are top performers. Products from the Performance Center are the ultimate expression of old-world craftsmanship blended with modern technology. 

basically you can shoot some one’s asshole out of their butt